Me and my girlfriend stopped off for a cigarette as it's right between her dads house and her mum's. Pulled in and there's some dodgey activity. This guy comes up to us and says, "so... you two... what are you up here for then?...". Me and Emma said, "Just for a fag... you?". He looked really taken back and quickly went, "Um... well... uh, well, christ, this place is bloody rife for dogging! Lethal up here. Anyway bye!".
We went back a few times for a cigarette and the view. I don't smoke and drive and it's a perfect stop off. One time, back when I had my golf, this guy started flashing his lights at us. My girlfriend reached over and flashed mine. I was like "What are you doing!?". She kept flicking the interior light on and off until he pulled in closer. Then I was like, **** this I'm going! Drove out, and he followed me. Then I thought, this could be quite funny, so I slowed down until he caught up and then flashed my break lights and carried on driving. Took him 10 miles up the dual carriageway until he over took me and indicated into a lorry stopover pit laney thing. So I indicated, dropped down a gear, then as he turned in, I floored it... middle fingers out the windows! It was another few miles until he could get off the road as well.
Ah, then I crashed that car, so he can never find me! (sorry for the length!!)