Rug-chewing pisss-eating **** stabbing fudge packing turd burgler.
Sister-raping mother fuking **** eating hampster ******* bitch.
****-loving ****** ******* raghead-loving shitty-****'ed stinkly bumhole-stretcher.
You cock-gagging pedo-rapist. Ant ******. Your **** smells of ****.
Also, your mother is so fat, when she goes to the beach, she pulls the tide in.
Also, your mother is so fat, when you go to the cinema, she has to get a family ticket.
Also, your mother is so fat, when NASA launch the shuttle, they have to know where
she is to compensate for her high gravity.
Also, you mother is so fat, when she went swimming, the Japanese harpooned her.
Also, your mother is so fat, when she stands in the middle of a room, the furniture collects around her.
Also, your mother is so fat when she dropped you, she thought she'd had a bowel
movement.
Also, you mother is so fat that the envelope of Tesco Clubcard point vouchers
for one week's food supply takes out 1/2 a good sized norwegian forest!
Your mother is so fat, she needs to take a low-loader to work with a police escort.
You also like ******* underage-looking tiny japanese boys dressed as girls
in sailor outfits.