Good God .... CARS :doh:

[GSiCharl]

MY cars getting on my bonce!!!

Fooking thing.... Great to look at and fast enough for me but why does everything go belly up...

*Since i got it!!!!*

Idle air contol valve... need replacing cause it ticks over like a div.
Supsension arm snapped.. bent all ma wing when wheel decided to fook off.
Need new springs cause front drivers side is cracked apparently!
I bust my digital display in it.. in a strop .lol.
I got stupid frigging valves on the alloys and dont have the adaptor and now its gone flat!!!! GRRRR
The Fan didnt work so we bodged it .. with a hair pin t make it work all the time!!
None of the sensors work tells me i got no oil when i have.



OHHH DEAR mkenzie i love him but hes getting on my tits!!

And to top it all off i got no money to sort the little **** out..
Moving to blackpool on sunday so i might take him off the road and do bits too him when i can!!!!!



Over and out.. 1 stroppy GSi Driver! lol

Mwah xxx

 

[namkeaps]

the mfd is still here when.if you need it

the joys of owning/driving a car hey ... cant live with um. cant live without um

 

[Ravi B]

Idle air contol valve... need replacing cause it ticks over like a div.

but thats the funiest description for a dodgy icv ive ever heard

its all pretty simple to fix tho

ICV -give it a clean with carb cleaner 1st, thatl probably cure it, if it dnt, then they **** easy to change.

Supsension arm snapped - im assumin u mean wishbone, roughlu £15-20 each, change both while ur there, and might aswel do the track rod ends aswel, £5 each

Need new springs - look in the for sale forums, cheap as..30 odd quid n u can get urself some 2nd hand ones...or have a look on topgear.co.uk/europerformance.co.uk/tuning.co.uk (everyone on here loves tuning.co.uk.....i prefer europerformance, my bits turn up on time no hassle)

bust my digital display in it - u muppet

stupid valves on the alloys - pop the wheel off, go to tyre fitters flash ur eyelashes, job done, i always used to get the ex to go change my tyres...they never charged her for fitting lol

Fan didnt work - fan switch..autovaux, or get one from scrappy, (pocketable size..) or a fiver probably...

None of the sensors work tells me i got no oil when i have - ...sensor?


cars are just plain anoyin, i broke 2nd gear on my astra yday ....now i need a new bastid gearbox...insurance is due...rent is due...n due to give the car a good beating....

 

[namkeaps]

Supsension arm snapped - im assumin u mean wishbone, roughlu £15-20 each, change both while ur there, and might aswel do the track rod ends aswel, £5 each

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they can be a reet **** to change! lol

 

[Kev_mk3]

but thats the funiest description for a dodgy icv ive ever heard

its all pretty simple to fix tho

ICV -give it a clean with carb cleaner 1st, thatl probably cure it, if it dnt, then they **** easy to change.

Supsension arm snapped - im assumin u mean wishbone, roughlu £15-20 each, change both while ur there, and might aswel do the track rod ends aswel, £5 each

Need new springs - look in the for sale forums, cheap as..30 odd quid n u can get urself some 2nd hand ones...or have a look on topgear.co.uk/europerformance.co.uk/tuning.co.uk (everyone on here loves tuning.co.uk.....i prefer europerformance, my bits turn up on time no hassle)

bust my digital display in it - u muppet

stupid valves on the alloys - pop the wheel off, go to tyre fitters flash ur eyelashes, job done, i always used to get the ex to go change my tyres...they never charged her for fitting lol

Fan didnt work - fan switch..autovaux, or get one from scrappy, (pocketable size..) or a fiver probably...

None of the sensors work tells me i got no oil when i have - ...sensor?


cars are just plain anoyin, i broke 2nd gear on my astra yday ....now i need a new bastid gearbox...insurance is due...rent is due...n due to give the car a good beating....

Thanks for putting into English Ravi

 

[brooky]

i've got a pair of suspension lower arms new still wrapped u can HAVE.. IF MONEY THE OBJECT ....

 

[astrak125]

i know the feeling about the car p*sssing you off with all the problems, thats all i seem to be getting at the moment.

i also need a new icv, got quoted £185 genuine gm part from vauxhall .

 

[Station]

Brooky, if she doesn't want those arms, I'll buy them off you.

 

[brooky]

Brooky, if she doesn't want those arms, I'll buy them off you.

ok mate ill let u know...

 

[Reece]

MY cars getting on my bonce!!!

Fooking thing.... Great to look at and fast enough for me but why does everything go belly up...

*Since i got it!!!!*

Idle air contol valve... need replacing cause it ticks over like a div.
Supsension arm snapped.. bent all ma wing when wheel decided to fook off.
Need new springs cause front drivers side is cracked apparently!
I bust my digital display in it.. in a strop .lol.
I got stupid frigging valves on the alloys and dont have the adaptor and now its gone flat!!!! GRRRR
The Fan didnt work so we bodged it .. with a hair pin t make it work all the time!!
None of the sensors work tells me i got no oil when i have.



OHHH DEAR mkenzie i love him but hes getting on my tits!!

And to top it all off i got no money to sort the little **** out..
Moving to blackpool on sunday so i might take him off the road and do bits too him when i can!!!!!



Over and out.. 1 stroppy GSi Driver! lol

Mwah xxx

oil warning light on multi display or oil light on dash binacle

first one is just a simple 2 wire plug that goes to the front of the sump. if not secured properly it catches on the clutch fork which can snap one or both of the wires, if the wires are broken it shows as having "oil lack" on the mfd.. if thats the case just repair the wire/s.

if its the one on the dash binacle thats actually oil pressure low..stupidly low infact. if that stays on dont drive it n get it looked at it could be anything from a knackered oil pump to blocked oil gallery.

 

[stevenwoody]

Char something you gotta remember about cars especially mk3 gsi's!!!!

IF IT IT AIN'T BROKE RAG IT TILL IT IS

oh and your doing well my astra has a similar fault list but do i care??? do i **** just repair waht you can and bodge the rest