thieving scum

[marko-van-B]

went to bed last night as usual, fell asleep around 12:30am ish........i was woken by someone banging my front door down, i looked out of the window to find the police looking round my car which had the bonnet up and indicators flashing, but no alarm noise???

anyhoo i went to see what was going off, only to find the lock smashed to peices and the steering column smashed open, some clown had tried to take my car, not happy at all, even less so at 3:30am, they broke in lifted the bonnet and cut the alarm box but couldnt disable the imobiliser so they couldnt start i,t so went away on their toes, strangley they didnt take anything from the car not a thing....there was a £250 pair of stilts in the boot and £170 stereo........weirdly the only thing they did take was the GSI16V badge from the front bumper, they did leave a present though, thier chisell tool and the steering column cowelling full of prints

as the day went on my brother gets a text message off a well known thief (who by the way doesnt know me) asking if he wanted to buy a twoced cav sri ''redtop'' he aquired last night, so i got our kid to fone him back to see if he had the car, to which he said no ive sold it but i had a pop at an astra gsi last night but i couldnt get it going, apparently hes turned into the local redtop dealer

stupid fools cant hold their own **** round here, so when i get hold of him its bye bye fingers

 

[LEE69]

What a prat!
Scored an own goal too by the sounds of it

 

[marko-van-B]

90% of people cant even start it with the keys because the imobiliser only allows you 10seconds to start the car after opening it with the fob, and the fob is dodgy as feck to start with.....i detest car theives with a passion beyond human belief

 

[mike137]

ha ha, what a fool, glad no lasting damage was done.

 

[reno]

batter them within a ince of his life mate, and smash his fingers to bits i no i would, and id have his legs against a curb b4 i jumped on them, grim i no, but these people need to learn a lesson

 

[slappy]

welcome him with ya mate, PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

fockers,make sure he don t do it again!

 

[rc]

****ers! i had a nova sr nicked from out side mine a few years ago, ****ers ****ers! theres no need for it, i would love to catch someone in the process of nicking my car.... would be the last thing they'd ever do!

 

[DavebGsi]

yea definantly, i find it difficult to stop kickin them.......

 

[phil_h]

sorry to hear that mate... glad you've found out who it was though - give him a good kicking for all of MK3OC

 

[carrots]

pour paint stripper in his eyes.

 

[Barber]

glad you found out who done it,hopefully you have been round and have him a kicking,
what where you doing with stilts in the boot? LOL

 

[ADAM_L]

hold his hands on a wall and smack his hands/fingers with a brick . Thats what i would do and shhh it works

 

[jbowman]

Wow arent we a mean bunch? But yeah like everyone says, give him a good kicking! Hope you get it all sorted without too much hassle.

 

[Jim_GSi]

Mouse Trap!

Rigging my GSi with explosives would be fun.
They break in, They get blown up.


Altho, I wouldnt want the Thief/Theives to die.
That would be too much of an easy punishment.
I think Severe Burns and Missing Limbs would get the message accross.


Finally, I would claim back my £s with Insurance (Fire & Theft), and buy another GSi.

My NCB is protected, so Job Done.

 

[Barber]

Rigging my GSi with explosives would be fun.
They break in, They get blown up.


Altho, I wouldnt want the Thief/Theives to die.
That would be too much of an easy punishment.
I think Severe Burns and Missing Limbs would get the message accross.


Finally, I would claim back my £s with Insurance (Fire & Theft), and buy another GSi.

My NCB is protected, so Job Done.

you've thought about it too much

 

[Mr POD]

STOP.

Anyone here know anyone that's been to Prison for GBH ?

Incitement to commit an offence of GBH ?

I suggest you forward the details you have to the Chief Constable and tell him you expect an arrest within hours. Then you contact your insurance company and ask them to hound the guy for damages.

Or am I not living in the real world ?

Seriously I think that a thread that encourages someone to go out and commit GBH is almost as bad as the original crime

 

[Kev_mk3]

dont touch him - if you want to hurt him get someone else to do it, put paint stripper on his archs and car tho

 

[g164rge]

What a bonus finding out who done it, that scarely happens.

Tough call though, break his legs or call the cops....cops up this way usually do jack even though you have the hard evidence for them.

Maybe pay someone to visit the sticky fingered little fckr.

 

[mhampton1985]

cops first 9/10 nothing will happen then break his legs DISCREETLY!
a bally and torque wrench on a dark night normally works around stoke